December 2009
8 posts
#25: Stephanie Meyer
rideronthestorm:
fuckyeahtwilightsucks:
zombiekookie:
american-apologies:
With her cookie-cutter characters, cheap dialog, and little respect for the intellect of women, Stephanie Meyer writes what could only be characterized as terrible fan fiction. The Twilight series has made her one of the most successful American authors today, and the film series based on her books is just as...
Top 10 Things I Didn't Have the Time or Motivation...
lol. the best.
anthonybergen:
rideronthestorm:
4. Chesley Burnett “Sully” Sullenberger III
For hero of the decade, this man has to be at least an honorable mention. For those of you who have forgotten this man among men, this veritable demigod, shame on you, for he is the pilot who brought down a plane into a fucking river, saved everyone on board, made love to a mermaid, and then...
My first and only attempt at a radio play gothic...
Pavel—— Lackluster youth, very girly in appearance
Stefan—- blind vampire
Valeska—- Zombie
Jacek—- captive of the Necromancer
Kaz (really Ania)—- rowdy tomboy, adventurous to the extreme
Krystka—- Evil necromancer
INTRO: theme of Malice Mizer
Narrator: [reads name of stroy] - Written by Qiana Ellis
Narrator: Our story begins one dreary...
He blew his smoke at me. Flicked the tip of his cigarette. Leaned back in his swiveling chair. Gave a low rumble of a chuckle as his eyes slithered up my stockinged legs, disappeared into the folds on my skirt, and slid ruefully to my face.
“Give me one reason why I shouldn’t.”
My lips parted. Tongue flicked, nervous, wet, hands balled up on the tops of my thighs.
...
